Actual transcript of Tim and David's discussion about shaving David's beard
Tim: You should shave your beard
David: No
Tim: You should shave your beard
David: I don't think so Tim
Tim: You should shave your beard
David: I'm not sure it's a good idea
Tim: You should shave your beard
David: I mean, maybe
Tim: You should shave your beard
David: I should shave my beard
posted 3 hours agoSeptember 22, 2014 with 11 notes • reblog#Bbau#big brother australia#tim dormer#davidbbau
posted 4 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 672,046 notes - via / origreblog
doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

posted 4 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 101,850 notes - via / origreblog

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

posted 5 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 36,228 notes - via / origreblog

Tim is the ultimate puppet master

posted 5 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 3 notes • reblog#Bbau#big brother Australia

Oi Tim, wait until David falls asleep then shave his beard off

posted 5 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 3 notes • reblog#bbau#big brother Australia

latte-dah:

how are you european assholes enjoying your hyrule warriors

bah bah bah bah bah
I’m lovin it

posted 18 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 366 notes - via / origreblog

wire-man:

silent-tundra:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

posted 22 hours agoSeptember 21, 2014 with 333,387 notes - via / origreblog

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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posted 1 day agoSeptember 20, 2014 with 116,904 notes - via / origreblog

denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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posted 1 day agoSeptember 20, 2014 with 80,202 notes - via / origreblog